Sliding a long fingernail file down the window in between the glass and rubber and turning it opens a delightful hole in which to spray a bottle of ASSSS into. Soon after, we heard the cop say into the walkie–talkie, "Oh my word, they weren't lying. I would tap on the ceiling when it was too loud. I think they knew someone was retaliating, but they couldn't prove who — they just knew everybody hated them and someone was fighting back. I think they knew someone was retaliating, but they couldn't prove who — they just knew everybody hated them and someone was fighting back. As expected, neighbors would be noisy… hmm, well the person that lived above me wore heels and most nights it sounded like she was running laps up there. I dunno if legality (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!) The rear doors are best for this method. I lost several nights of sleep and was passing out on my desk at work after their benders. I am the LORD. Search Popular Porn Categories Porn. I took him by the hand and led him to the bedroom. Some of us like content-less articles devoid of any technical merit. Good for him! The A–hole continues to park in my parking spot which is closest to his door constantly and in my other neighbor's spot as well just because he thinks he is entitled to since he thinks he has a nicer car and wants to keep an eye on it — even though those are my and my other neighbor's actual personal parking spaces. My second place was a town house. I put a microphone up and recorded it and sent it to the landlord, but he didn't want to get involved. Liquid ASS literally improved the quality of our life. I live in an apartment complex and I had someone living directly above me that didn't care that someone lived below them. This explains why you often see low value capacitors paired in parallel with high value ones in supply lines, like say a 1 nF ceramic paired with a 220nF poly and a 100 uF electrolytic: low value ones present low impedance to high frequencies, high value ones to low frequencies. You can try reasoning with your neighbor. I’m a little confused about his antenna placement. The couple that used to live above me were the worst. I mean bad neighbors. When the Robo-Pirates invade the Glade of Dreams, Rayman and Globox, along with their friends, join forces in rebellion against the enemy. A safety issue will (and should) take precedent over RFI interference issues, but the interference issue should not be ignored. but then things got really bad…, I had a few months of peace and quiet, but then the neighbors to my left now started making noise. Properly applied (see our Suggested Uses page for proven methods), Liquid ASS produces an intense, long-lasting, authentic butt-crack smell that will have your problem neighbor baffled by what the hell happened. there are many stars that need to align for somethig like this to happen with a handheld… (max 10 watt-ish?). Which is why I ONLY live outside of apartments and housing developments.. Most likely heterodyne. oh i doubt you will ever find out. No loud talking, partying or noise at all. Can you believe it! After calming down a lot I decided to play the situation, putting on a police trainee shirt that a friend had given me (the State Police training academy was near campus) and knocking on the door, politely, at 7AM and politely asked them not to do it again. Liquid Ass worked when the landlord, mediator and police could or would not help. ha haa! With a car mount antenna pointed directly at the neighbor’s stereo, [Kevin] could transmit on a specific, obscure frequency and silence the speakers. but my personal guess is that most likely the final transistors in the stereo would be most susceptible. If he shifted stations, he would just slowly change the frequency. Sergio Gugliandolo wrote a reply on Over engineered analog-digital photo frame. I won’t post the details in case it gives anyone ideas as this stuff is trivial to build using commonly available parts if you have the know-how. The straight stream nozzle is GREAT because it's totally slient, and in the night atmosphere the streams of Liquid ASS were completely invisible. Calling him a genius and trying to get him an FCC nastrygram is an example of the problem with ham radio, not the solution. That said, this is a wonderful tale of revenge. Genuis. As of January 17, 2021, 365 episodes of The Return of Superman have been aired. The fence keeps the neighbors from seeing, but not from hearing and I'm a pretty noisy fuck." — the Liquid ASS had a stench like nothing I had experienced yet in life! If they saw it coming down they would've known what was happening, but they were completely oblivious. Damn kids these days are so soft they probably don’t know what a tire iron is or that it has more than three intended uses! Around 1:30 am, my roommate cut a small hole in the screen of his window and squeezed a nice size amount of the foulest smelling stench to ever be a part of this earth out the window and down onto the sidewalk right next to their open window. I work in a hospital and have to operate at 6AM some days, so I need my rest — wouldn't you want your surgeon to get some sleep? On most carpeted floors, Liquid ASS is not visible and the smell lasts longer. (bothering the neighbors doesn’t count). On the other hand…. I heard one of them wretching as she went back inside, yelling "SOMETHING'S WRONG OUTSIDE — OH MY WORD!!!!!!" We use little FRS/GMRS Two-Way Radios when troubleshooting. Published Jan 29, 2016. Would it work at a distance? 3. Anyway, these idiots play Rock Band all night on weeknights, and I just couldn't take it. stooped to their level by fighting fire with fire, and did so illegally. I decided to get revenge. One day, the heroes travel to the Great Forest to ambush the pirates.Globox helps by causing pirates to rest with his Rain Dance. They are USC frat alumni with huge egos and don't have any consideration for the neighbors. Yeah!!!! You wouldn't believe what happened the next day when we got home from work — the guy had a new car!!! They don’t even know why :D, Use universal remotes to cause noise complaints figure out brand turn on tv turn up volume then call the cops and collect three hundred dollar bounty from government, Please be kind and respectful to help make the comments section excellent. In March 2008, the overprivileged, corn–fed college kids living in the ground unit below us decided it was party time. Bottom line is it costs about $3,000.00 to move and that really pissed me off. Not actually illegal, if: >” If you want to be RF Cop, where you need to be is 14 MHz. I am 77 and cannot call corrupt police operating under color of law who protect them. Magic. Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. Keep up the good work, there’s sure to be a Darwin Award in your future. The following is a list of episodes of South Korean reality-variety show The Return of Superman, which was used to be part of a segment of Happy Sunday.It was first aired on September 19, 2013. Anytime we get close to the temp services distribution box (Ships normal power is not live) we end up tripping the GFCIs and all the lights go out. Filters on the Bose fixed its (Bose) Malfunction. Problem solved. I got it on a Saturday and waited . I could not believe the truth in your advertising as your product has far, far exceeded my expectations of what is considered a "Bad Smell" or what "Ass" smells like! Thanks for the tip, atomic3. After the Liquid ASSing, they remained noisy and obnoxious during the day, but the all–nighters stopped. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough, so when the lease was up, I moved out. Blissful silence. I found my savior in Liquid ASS (the streaming bottle for projection purposes) while searching for stink bombs online. What was this guy doing in your house when you were a kid? My girl and I ran into the living room to see that someone had thrown a brick through our window. He actually parked in my other neighbors parking space again! WTF does that even mean? now if it just happens that the wire from the stereo to the speakers was a certain length of multiples of quarter wavelengths of the handhelds transmit freuency… it might have pushed an already stressed transistor beyound what it can handle…. Admins’ please just delete this story. We saw him a few days later and asked him how come he got another car when his other one was so new? I ordered Liquid ASS after seeing a video on YouTube. Dear Liquid ASS, I would like to thank you SO much for making such an incredible product. Hey YOU! That was about 8 months ago and they never knew who did it. Also, find the opposite and work with it. No harm done. Thanks so much for a great product! Anyway, these idiots play Rock Band all night on weeknights, and I just couldn't take it. A friend at work had a “problem” with an A-hole that listened to the “wrong” kind of music (read: Heavy Metal) on a radio. Why was his TV tuned into the VCR’s transmitting frequency? Ae-bong's Birthday Party / Internet Man 30m. A good rule of thumb is to apply Liquid ASS around the perimeter of the target area or approximately that same amount spread over the middle area. . Keep up the great work Brian. Fortunately, most most hams do behave themselves. It’s a good break from all those damn articles with “facts”, or “information”, where we might learn something and hurt our brains. It was then that we heard a walkie–talkie and saw a flashlight coming through the courtyard. I lost several nights of sleep and was passing out on my desk at work after their benders. Nasty unbalanced loads on 220VAC. I *SWEAR* the Liquid ASS kept them in check. That’s a lot of energy. Nothing Better than a little GEEK REVENGE! I saved $3,000 in moving expenses for about $40.00 in Liquid Ass including delivery and had major fun while making these assh***s gag. Most of the ham ne’er do wells that I’ve read about that the FCC goes after receive a NAL/FO only after having a very long history of causing trouble and being issued numerous warnings. Yes, right after pressing the button, the music silenced! If you want to be RF Cop, where you need to be is 14 MHz. Sadly, let me tell you my 5W Baofeng on either 144 MHz or 446 MHZ will block an FM receiver.–A $$ Bose Wave Radio. As soon as I got the package, I had not even opened a bottle but just opened the box it came in and oh my! With Liquid ASS, I can live my life again! I could hear this guy swearing up a storm as he got in his car in the morning! If you screw up a hackaday comment – it’s forever! Look it up for your country. He in turn would jump around more and make MORE noise. Luckily, I bought the 4–pack, so I have plenty in reserve should I need it again. Could have been a bad powersupply in your radio, or RF coupling in to the wires in your walls. This is a very bad idea and you need to … I guess they figured something was horribly wrong with the plumbing because 15 minutes later EVERY KID AT THE PARTY HAD LEFT. I'm not exaggerating here . Sunday night, 3AM, I was awoken with the foul strains of poorly–played Rock Band. The result however was not silence but a very loud buzzing / humming noise. Her revenge came back to bite her on her ass. [The Internet has been broken for years.]. Great so you plan on electrocuting the guy then burning his house down, assuming you don’t kill your self in the process. Any time I heard them get out of line with the music, I’d just walk over and put them in their place. Needless to say, this guy got in his car and about had a hissy fit. They still live there, but, boy, do they have respect for their neighbors now. Amplifiers, especially in cheap radios and TVs get overdriven by cellphone transmission which causes that characteristic chirping/buzzing sound in the speakers. Doesn’t always work, there are grade A assholes that are impervious to such things. I guess its not impossible to get silence but it seems somewhat unlikely that inducing current inside the stereo system is going to produce nice clean DC. In most cases, you will get there sooner or later. Dozens of kids yelling inside and out, loud shitty music (Ashlee Simpson . Her daughter was encouraged to use the couch as a trampoline and she slammed my ceiling constantly like a gymnast. They were trashing their unit and making enemies of everyone. If it requires watching ads I’ll pass. Magic words, dude(tte). . If he is a licensed ham, and is transmitting on a frequency that his license permits, and the interference is unintended, then it is legal. It’s crap out there,”. — the Liquid ASS had a stench like nothing I had experienced yet in life! No, I am not talking about fleas. Let's see — they are loud, obnoxious, annoying, even nasty — no luck there. One morning, I had an epiphany — in the form of Liquid ASS. 7. at least party to some decent music you retards). Dozens of kids yelling inside and out, loud shitty music (Ashlee Simpson . I understand that the caliber of the articles/respondents on HaD are not expected to be EE grad level, but unfortunately the unaware will read HaD and take it all as fact. 2) eriklscott ‘s point about power companies is also correct. And getting rid of them is next to impossible. and now with poor and cheap RF design on these devices, they will overload with a transmitter putting 5 watts into a whip antenna- range about 20 feet. It's like no one lives there now it is so quiet. New Testament What is Love? Yeah!!!! Classy. My intent was to dump some Liquid ASS over our balcony rail so it would land in front of their balcony. Also unless they changed the wording even unintentional interference is illegal once notified about it… Your neighbor complains to the FCC that youl ham’ing is knocking out their tv yeah you can get fined. “If you’re razing hell in the wrong place, they just show up, and everything with an antenna disappears.” The only cases that I’ve read about something like that happening these days is when somebody goes well above and beyond the typical troublemaker and does something like jam police or emergency comms. So he took his old car to the dealership and got a new car!!! The guidelines given above combine simplicity, effectiveness, and entertainment value. Then I emptied 2 bottles of Liquid ASS through two corner window screens all over a downstairs front room. As much as we want to respect the people who live near us and may even strike a few-sentence conversation with them every now and then out of friendliness, many of us feel more content with seclusion, privacy, and as few interruptions as possible, simply going about our day in peace. Her husband drove a limousine so that became the target of choice as he supported her behavior and refused to do anything to help the situation. I recorded the stomping and the police were on my side but really helpless to do anything unless she did it in their presence. At seven in the morning on a Sunday, you don’t ask questions. Dealing with them is a chafing, frustrating, unending experience. Immediately they started coughing and gagging!!! It seems to me I’ve heard that the FCC is far more strict on a licensed ham causing intentional interference than an unlicensed person doing it, because the hams are *SUPPOSED* to know better. and the stench was so bad that he couldn't get it out. . Isn’t it about 90° off, if he’s trying to broadcast through that wall with an omni? I recorded the stomping and the police were on my side but really helpless to do anything unless she did it in their presence. My intent was to dump some Liquid ASS over our balcony rail so it would land in front of their balcony. I just want to thank you guys for helping out the underdogs in the world and helping the little people serve justice in this world. . The people next to [Kevin]’s third apartment liked music, usually with a lot of bass, and frequently at seven in the morning. . This is CRUEL to your pet, and secondly it may result in your pet being poisoned in revenge. It was so funny, every time I killed their music, I heard the whole family over there hootin and hollerin trying to figure out what was going on. Bottom line is it costs about $3,000.00 to move and that really pissed me off. So what your point. Doubt the FCC would do anything to him. Hmmm… except what about if you are transmitting with the obvious and only reason of causing problems for someone else?? You need only one of them to be exposed to radio frequency in the audio signal path. Andrew's efforts LITERALLY allowed me to be alert and effective at work the following day, and Liquid ASS saved the enjoyment of our property for us. This story is exactly that, a story. Life has been SWEET since they finally moved out. Annoying neighbours can be the bane of your life, and this is quicker and more effective than months of calling the local council with noise complaints. Then you get rid of your neighbours completely. Also the power company RFI–unless a transformer is about to catch fire, they won’t issue a work ticket–personal experience. From there, it can take considerable time before the renewal application gets dismissed if ever from failing to pay the fine. now we alread established that there was a lot of power coming out of the speakers, so there could be a significant amount of power going back at the transistors, essentially making them heat up more. Using the streaming tip version of Liquid ASS, squirt liberally with a sweeping motion over a large surface area. It’d fit in with the one burst disabling the stereo for a while, while the neighbours went to check the breaker. We saw him a few days later and asked him how come he got another car when his other one was so new? I noticed my handheld amateur radio sitting there on my desk. I looked at him and said, "Whats Wrong?" But talking about why this was a bad idea is one way to help educate more people about responsible behavior. HF band transmission used to cause more RFI for Ham operators than VHF, because the power outputs allowed on HF tended to be more than on VHF (I think in the USA the power allowed may be in the kilowatt range (peak power), but don’t quote me). soo many variables…. If the neighbor’s TV, stereo, or whatever reacts to RF frequencies it’s not designed to pick up, that’s their problem for buying crappy products. They were trashing their unit and making enemies of everyone. It was more fun to watch and just quietly chuckle to myself. He went through several limousines each month as they had to be thoroughly cleaned to remove the disgusting smell to be usable for paying passengers. (I think the geniuses behind this product know that when you order Liquid ASS, you need it FAST!) I come here looking for interesting solutions to interesting problems, and for the sometimes silly things that come up. Turn it UP instead! I was able to peacefully retaliate against these ass***es without any direct confrontation, and it was THE MOST SATISFYING REVENGE EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. I called the police out well over 50 times and they knew she was crazy, but didn't do anything about it except tell her to quit stomping the floor. I work in a government shipyard that shall remain un-named, We STILL have problems with this. While I appreciate that anyone gives a damn about the hobby, the thing about ham radio being self-policing is that we don’t have to call the feds and pretend we’re the Captain from Cool Hand Luke every time some kid with a wet-ink ticket discovers they can do intensely stupid things. Then she told me it was wrong again. Let’s get real. I just want to thank you guys for helping out the underdogs in the world and helping the little people serve justice in this world. Blow out their stereo “ echo from hell ” to shut up a hackaday comment – it s... 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